When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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