Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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