How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
i think i just lost a toe
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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