38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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