someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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