this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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I lost the right to judge tonight
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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