i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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