? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Dignity is for republicans.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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