so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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