is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
All the doctor said was why
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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