You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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