the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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