I have demons in me.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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