So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i will never coherently bang her
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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