I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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