do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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