Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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