STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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