There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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