Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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