i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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