i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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