It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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