Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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