THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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