My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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