She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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