They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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