God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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