So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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