Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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