I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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