Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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