you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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