whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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