Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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