I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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