How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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