he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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