You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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