Where did you get a picture of my penis
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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