If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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