you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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