i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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