i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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