I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Shame - the story of my life.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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