my sisters under your porch take her home
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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