He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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