we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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