You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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