Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i wish my penis had a tongue
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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