i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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